なぜ小学生はたった10分の休み時間でドッジボールをするんだろう

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なぜ小学生はたった10分の休み時間でドッジボールをするんだろう。

俺なんかコーヒー飲んでため息ついくだけで10分なんて過ぎちまうのに。

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@guinea_pig_soc @denkengokaku1 20分じゃないですか?

中学生になると外遊びしなくなるのも謎です。

 

@guinea_pig_soc 昼休みの20分に4階から往復して、長縄やドロケイ、ドッヂとかやってたな。

本当、大人と子どもって体感時間が違うよね。

そう言えば、お昼寝する幼児が「昼だけの日」と「夜だけの日」を合わせて大人の言う「一日」だって思っていたんだって。

 

 

@guinea_pig_soc 今は仕事して飯食って風呂入って寝るという1日なのに、登校中にツツジの花の蜜を吸って休み時間サッカーするために給食早食いして野良犬を追いかけながら帰り放課後に友達とザリガニやカマキリ捕まえに行きひたすらストツーするという濃厚な1日を送っていた小学生時代の時間の使い方は次元を超えてる。

 

@guinea_pig_soc ドッジボールって、元祖スマブラみたいな要素あるからな。
#大乱闘 #全員参戦

 

@guinea_pig_soc その10分のために学校に行ってる子もいるんですね

 

@guinea_pig_soc 子供の1週間は大人の1か月、年取る連れに時間感覚のその差は広がります

 

@guinea_pig_soc
あなたのツイートから川柳が見つかったよっ!!

俺なんか
コーヒー飲んで
ため息つ
※あなたの川柳は100点です!><

 

@guinea_pig_soc 廊下ダッシュで2分くらい後には校庭にいて、
朝引いた白線でやってましたねw

 

@guinea_pig_soc 小学生の間は靴下汚くて大変だったのに中学に入った途端まあ綺麗なことwww
おまけに靴は脱ぎ履きしやすい昔ながらの外履き
マジックテープはめんどくさいから要らないと言われましたね~(;^ω^)
通りすがりに失礼しましたm(__)m

 

 

 

@guinea_pig_soc 私もそう思います😂😂😂
10分なんてコーヒー入れてトイレ行って戻ってきたら多少過ぎてるの何故ですかね😂😂
私もドッヂボールしてたのに😅
やっぱり歳ですか?爆笑😂😂

 

 

@guinea_pig_soc @putsbee ジャネーの法則、子供と大人の時間の流れに対する感覚が違う説。
「主観的に記憶される年月の長さは年少者にはより長く、年長者にはより短く感じられる」

 

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